Performed by Ashby Blakely and Nicia Carla as Alphonse and Carmella Tampone, this long-running cabaret act blends music, comedy, audience participation, and intentionally terrible magic into a joyful, slightly unhinged live experience. Their shows feature ukulele covers of unexpected songs, playful games, outrageous characters, and a warm, welcoming energy that invites audiences fully into their world. Equal parts endearing and inappropriate, the Tampones believe in free love, big laughs, and stepping away from reality for a night of ridiculous, intimate, and delightfully strange fun.